Cocaine Bear (2023)

By someone who wanted to like Cocaine Bear


"Cocaine Bear is fine. 

Cocaine Bear is fine, which is maybe the worst thing it could be. It's bloated and barely about the titular bear. 

The good scenes are few and far between, but those good scenes are, well, fine. 

In short, I went in wanting Space Jam and got Space Jam 2."



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