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Walter's Wisdom is Blitz's very own advice column, brought to you by our mascot, Walter the Penguin. Whatever is bothering you, Walter wants to know so he can give you a hand, a laugh, or both.

Walter's Wisdom

5. My Crush Likes Someone Else

You're just, maybe going to make a couple of Spotify playlists about this, 3 at best…

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4. How Do I Not Kill My Best Friend During Our Euro Summer?

Friendships will be tested when you're stuck together for a whole month.

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3. University Outfits

Walter explores how university fashion is the perfect mating call (even platonically!).

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2. Tedious Subcoms

This week, Walter offers advice on the joining and interacting with subcoms!

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1. Growing Apart from Friends

Walter offers advice on the weird and wild world of friendships

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